Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 4/7/2000, 6:06 PM
Comments: Thank you for clearing that up for me!
 
Full Name: Danny
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Date and Time: 4/7/2000, 11:23 AM
Comments: You're not going mad Mr Coffee. I deleted both the tasteless comment and your objection to it as without the original it appeared you were objecting to my comments about Chris 'holiday snaps' Taylor ... and we wouldn't want that.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 4/7/2000, 10:26 AM
Comments: In fact I know I did! It was a comment on the tastelessness of someone else's comment!
 
Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 4/7/2000, 10:24 AM
Comments: It might be just me but I am sure that I possted a comment on here last night????????????????????????
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 4/6/2000, 3:24 AM
Comments: Chris, that wasn't what I wanted to see at 9am on a morning. Don't catch anything unpleasant while you're away.
 
Full Name: TaylorAcrossTheOtherSIdeOfTheWorld
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 5:12 PM
Comments: I see Cun Der is back from the Americas, so I'm jolly well going there meself. I'm hope you like my musical salute to you, Mr Der, on the forum.

As for you, Mr Dan-Boyo...I've left a small present on your desktop, and an MP3 for you to play. While I'm away please think of me often. In fact I won't let you forget as I've now got a digital camera and will mail you pictures of me in sunny and pleasant places whenever I can.

Chow!
 
Full Name: Taff
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 2:00 PM
Comments: Thanks - I won't be going anywhere but there won't be too many tears shed if Craig Armstrong fails to figure in the first team much longer
 
Full Name: Dan 2
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 12:03 PM
Comments: Fantastic site. I really should go home and get something to eat but I've a whole season of funny match reports to look at. The people sitting next to me are giving me funny looks. Keep it up, especially the Transparent Taff and Blind Armstrong storylines. I reckon they could run and run...
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 10:58 AM
Comments: Dont be fooling your clown self pig, Thai! It not is a same breast as a laundry shop. Why, you are in receipt of old style flick house which by used white dripp gloss make shiny and look accomodearing for flyby messy tramp. My business is prestine in all its glory and I look further to day when you clean the clag from your cry eyes. Oh I have made up lullaby.
Blubber Whale Thai and his shopp shoppy grime.
 
Full Name: Transparent Thai
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 9:58 AM
Comments: I was too busty seeing after launderette. Mr Danny he say "Thai, you no up to high standings of Chun Der when come down to scribbling thoughts on webpage". I say "Fine" and perform ancient Thailand ritual of not caring by moving tongue in outward direction from mouth at Danny while wiggle waggling hands by side of ears.
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 9:54 AM
Comments: I managed to get Cambridge into 6th place in the Premiership inside 5 seasons (I feel just like Peter Jackson having said that). I reckon the backroom staff are all important ... David Platt, Steve Bruce, Peter Jackson (no, really), Walter Zenga, and a few others. Then I gave it up cos my star defender left for L**ds and there was nothing I could do to stop him. I realised at that point that things had gone too far.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 8:23 AM
Comments: Corp, try the Champ Manager Website. Don't know the address, but it has lots of mailings by people dicussing tactics and stuff like that. Quite sad if you ask me (but then I don't have a PC to play it on, so I'm naturally jealous!). Glad to be of help!
 
Full Name: The Corp.
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 7:30 AM
Comments: I've just bought Championship Manager 99/00 for my PC. Just wanted to know of any fantastic players

Who would you recommend? Answers on a postcard please!

TTFN

The Corp.
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 6:50 AM
Comments: Good day possums. I returned from USA surfland of hot beetroot and clam chowder with hat full of kitchen stensils and walmart tango. I hear ZICO splash bang of net wonder for reservoir mormons, hitty whelk in past weeks. Am moist surpised to find Thai not cordon his feet in my stall of footyspeek. What wrong whimplet? Lost your spud?
 
Full Name: JonnyH
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 6:02 AM
Comments: But let the Posh and Beckham jokes roll!
 
Full Name: Angelina
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Date and Time: 4/5/2000, 1:22 AM
Comments: I have another joke for you.
David Beckham walks into the barbers and asks for a haircut

The barber says "of course sir...take a seat....but you will have to remove your walkman headphones so I can cut properly"

Becks says "I cant.I will die."

So the barber cuts around the headphones.

A month later.Becks goes back and asks barber to cut his hair again.barber says"you will have to remove the headset sir"

Becks says "I can't I will die"

So barber trims around headphones again..but this time Becks falls asleep in the chair...so the barber takes off the headphones and within one minute..Becks was stone cold dead.

The barber panicked and wondered what could possibly be on the tape that was keeping Becks alive...So he put the headphones on.

It was a recording of Posh saying "breathe in..........breathe out...........breathe in.....breathe out"
 
Full Name: JonnyH
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Date and Time: 4/3/2000, 3:56 AM
Comments: The fish jokes have to stop!
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 4/2/2000, 5:13 AM
Comments: Puntastic! Why didn't I think of that? Cod, I'm stupid sometimes. Anyway, no good carping on about it now, there's plenty more fish in the sea ... and so on and so forth ...
 
Full Name: Rob
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Date and Time: 4/1/2000, 3:17 PM
Comments: Was this site hacked or haddocked by Grimsby fans? ;-)
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 4/1/2000, 3:57 AM
Comments: You have once again confused the word 'overweight' for the word 'talented'. It's in the forum 'chunks'
 
Full Name: Rude Dawg
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Date and Time: 4/1/2000, 2:55 AM
Comments: In love, Mr Gingerdan? Does this mean you don't want me to bring you back a Mountie from Canada?

PS Wheres the fantastic new Mi Chunder theme tune I heard a rumour that some extremely talented person did for you...?
 
Full Name: Danny
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 5:15 PM
Comments: She doesn't have a role and that's part of the reason I'm in love with her
 
Full Name: Angelina
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 4:13 PM
Comments: Erm....Taff???? My Jase may be a little older than me but not THAT much older.. how many blokes over 1000yrs old do you see at the Matches? (apart from half of the team) ((Im only teasing))

And as far as comparing your passion for your women with your passion for the Boyz....Im appauled...If you care about Town...your woman should realise this,know her role,step back and video the match for you while you're at the stadium so you can watch it all again when you get home....I would never try to come between my Jase and his love for Town,which is why I dont mind him deserting me on a Saturday aft...at least I get to go out and shop..(coz we "girlies" like to do that dont we?)

Catchya later ladz 'n' lasses.

Love from Angelina. xx
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 9:28 AM
Comments: Mi Chun Der could give us the answer ... if only he weren't away in the US of A

Anyway my choice is made - girlfriend first, football second.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 9:03 AM
Comments: Having relationship problems? Website's getting in the way?
Then call RELATE! Helping you to help us to help you......erm!
Seriously though, Sabina and Dan, maybe Jacko can help. He has an answer for everything!
 
Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 8:20 AM
Comments: Alright if it's like Huddersfield Town Vs Juventus Champions League Final then that's a different story altogether! But on the whole I would say that your girlfriend is more important!
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 3:16 AM
Comments: I ... er ... no. That is to say ... ? It was a bad analogy.
 
Full Name: Sabina
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 2:34 AM
Comments: Coffee34, I think Dan would disagree with your comment. Football IS more important whatever he tells me. I know the truth.
 
Full Name: Sabina
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 2:31 AM
Comments: Danny, if the site is going to be your bit on the side while I'm back, does that mean I'm usually your bit on the side?
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/31/2000, 2:20 AM
Comments: Hmm ... even Wembley play-off finals?*

* This is a thought provoking comment and does not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 7:20 PM
Comments: And at the end of the day, even though i'm single, girlfriends are more important than football!
 
Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 3:47 PM
Comments: Fair play! The game was pretty bad anyway!
 
Full Name: Humphrey McTadger
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 8:26 AM
Comments: Steve Bruce is no more Scottish than I am!

I don't make the rules...
 
Full Name: Andy
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 8:00 AM
Comments: Dan,

(OUCH)That was below the belt!!
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 5:29 AM
Comments: Birmingham uni ... 5 weeks too. I get one day holiday for Easter. Mr Rude Dawg gets a trip to Canada, who will make my tea and fetch the sandwiches?

Thanks Adam and remember to ask your brother why his guestbook isn't like mine :-)
 
Full Name: Tim Vickerman 'Bitter Leeds Uni Student'
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 5:20 AM
Comments: Your girlfriend just got back from Uni? What kind of University lets their students go two weeks before us? (cue response of 'Oxford', 'Cambridge' or 'Durham')
Gah, I'm just bitter, really.
Town for the Play-Offs!
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 5:04 AM
Comments: It's true I do love spending time with her rather than doing reports ... and Mr Dawg, she also makes a better cup of tea than you do which is an added bonus. You'll have to think of my site as my 'bit on the side' for the next few weeks.
 
Full Name: Adam
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 4:39 AM
Comments: Very funny my man. Andy (brother) told me to come here and i'm impressed at how you can insult your own team. Portsmouth til i die!!!!!
 
Full Name: Rude Dawg
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 4:21 AM
Comments: Trying to squeeze in a Forest report, and didn't quite manage it, huh? I know some other squeezing you've done that you do find time for...girlfriend back from uni indeed! Saucy boy!
 
Full Name: Taff
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Date and Time: 3/30/2000, 3:03 AM
Comments: Angelina - is your Jason the same boyo who did do battle with the argonauts?
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/29/2000, 5:58 PM
Comments: Forest report? Hmm ... my girlfriend just came back from uni. Trying to squeeze the Crewe report into my schedule was difficult enough. There should be a Grimsby report though.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
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Date and Time: 3/29/2000, 4:47 PM
Comments: What happened to the Nottingham Forest report???????
 
Full Name: angelina
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Date and Time: 3/29/2000, 2:43 PM
Comments: Well done Dan.U read my E-mail address then? I guess Angelina@ILoveJason kinda gives it away huh?

So time to go and meet My wonderful fella...miss you all already.

Love Angelina
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/29/2000, 9:31 AM
Comments: Angelina - you've given the game away. His name is Jason then I presume?
 
Full Name: JonnyH
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Date and Time: 3/29/2000, 7:33 AM
Comments: Angelina returns - but what's this? No mention of her boyfriend. That can't be right!
How's it hanging babe!
 
Full Name: Taff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/29/2000, 3:32 AM
Comments: Hurray, thank goodness you're back. I got told off by a cyclops for inane chatter, can you believe it? Anyways, now you're back (Angelina the queen of inane chitty chatty) things can get back to normal. How is Rumplestiltskin?
 
Full Name: Angelina
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Date and Time: 3/28/2000, 6:13 PM
Comments: Hi Taff...miss me?

Just a quick "hello" wanna say hi to u all.

See ya.
 
Full Name: John Hobbs
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Date and Time: 3/28/2000, 12:31 PM
Comments: Enjoyed the site. Look up Steve Roys walsall site if you get time. Keep up the cartoons. Its nice to see a sense of humour - football fans need to be able to laugh at themselves! See you next year in the same division!
 
Full Name: Danny
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Date and Time: 3/27/2000, 3:12 AM
Comments: erm ... thanks (?)
 
Full Name: Pete
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Date and Time: 3/24/2000, 10:22 AM
Comments: hello there danny boy. im afraid i cant abuse you for the next month but after that i'll be back with new material. Till then, all the worst for Huddersfield and Blackburn are on the up!
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 5:27 PM
Comments: Mr Clops ... or is it Mrs Clops? I notice that your guestbook entry coincides with a visit to this site from Birmingham University. Hmm.

On the other hand it could be someone else entirely as my counter is not fully functional at the moment and is failing to pick up all the hits.
 
Full Name: Dan
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Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 5:02 PM
Comments: You're thinking of the 606 phone-in, Mr Clops. Although feel free to raise a valid football point or put it in the forum.
 
Full Name: Cyclops
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 2:47 PM
Comments: I thought this was for football talk, not stupid chit-chat.